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Richard the Kat

by FitzDragon

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1.
It was rainy day in October The entire den felt hung over A bunch of socks and an old shirt They had not exactly hit pay dirt Papa said, "I think it's time to move" Mama said, "But I like it so much here" Papa said, "I understand all too well But there's no way out, my dear" Leaving the rooftops Leaving the rooftops The little tom never complained Even though his life was being re-arranged A little beanbag was all he had to pack The family said now was time to act They made for the trees and then hit the ground The farmhouse still seemed so cosy Papa said, "What are you hanging around for? Hup, one-two, it's time to mosey" Leaving the rooftops Leaving the rooftops The little tom didn't have much to say He didn't even want to get up today His entire world had changed irreparably He knew he couldn't stay; he had to flee The kid had barely gone a mile For the first time, he broke a smile He had no idea where to go He'd just keep going till he found a home Leaving the rooftops Leaving the rooftops
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Creepy, crawly little sons o'bitches Plague me in my bed But you can't see them running around Because they're all in my head I remember opening my eyes To take in a world I didn't understand My family was so stubborn Life for them was processed and canned It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound But not that I know, it's just Something I read It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound What do I know, a soul Who cannot be bled They say it's brave to go it alone I just wanted my own life I had to strike out and create something I was ready for the strife There's no turning back There's no backing down I know there's a new home for me I'm approaching a new town It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound But not that I know, it's just Something I read It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound What do I know, a soul Who cannot be bled Another night's passed me by I need some relief for my weary legs Stop signs and moving vehicles Ditch water and muddy dregs No-one said this life would be easy But if I have one bone to pick If my circumstances ever change I'll perform my greatest trick It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound But not that I know, it's just Something I read It's like a 50 stitch wound 50, 50, 50, 50 stitch wound What do I know, a soul Who cannot be bled
3.
A pile of leaves, a pink sky Waking up, where am I? Time doesn't even wait for cats Gotta move, where do I go? I could just sit and smile And imagine all I could be And I'll be the biggest name 'Twixt the ground, the sky and the sea I'm daydreaming again A concrete block, an empty plaza Looks nice but can't stay here This place, it hides a menace And if I wait, it's sure to appear Multiple legs on wheels Racing to nowhere in particular I would love to fly like them Because their moves are spectacular I'm daydreaming again Between the street and the hills There sits an alleyway It's where my kind goes To prosper or pass away I must resist the temptation To believe in what's good enough A comfy piece of packaging And all the mundane stuff I'm daydreaming again
4.
Richard the cat said "Today's my birthday" Everyone replied, "Why should we care? You must think you're pretty special You're a runt with nothing to share." Richard took this pretty well At least he knew where he stood It would be difficult to get anywhere If all he did was mutter and brood Richard said, "I can't change where I'm from I've thought about that for many a night I simply want to be accepted Do you think that'll be alright?" "Hey Richard," a guy with a splotchy coat said "I think I identify with you I think it is really a hardship When everyone else is being cruel" "So let me go wherever you travel And let them do as they will Richard, you can be your own person Think for yourself; don't be a shill" "We're of two minds, but we think alike," Tim said Richard thought about what he meant They couldn't do much on their own So their partnership seemed Heaven-sent It's alright Along comes a friend (x4) Tim was the first to befriend Richard But as in so many hard-luck stories He was not in control There was a cat at the back Who wanted his pound of flesh Brainwashing was his role Tim shadow-boxed under a streetlight Richard took a hit from his beanbag This was high-on-the-hog livin', man They would not raise the white flag "What a wild night," Richard said "It's my stock and trade," said Tim "And the good times ain't over" He added as his vision began to dim It's alright Along comes a friend (x8)
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Oh Stitcher We implore you to do the math Oh Stitcher Set those boys on the right path Hey Stitcher It's good to see you today You're really raring to go But you forgot your beret And you will be a creature of conviction Oh Stitcher Please tell us the first rule You threw out all your money In pursuit of one jewel Hey Stitcher Paint your slogan on the wall Let us know what you advocate Divided we stand, united we fall And you will be a creature of conviction So when you get your revolutionary star We shall see you for who you really are No, you're not going back to that old farm You're gonna stick with your comrades, arm-in-arm Oh Stitcher What have been reduced to? You corrupted an entire colony Your paycheck is long past due Now Stitcher It's only yourself you're fooling A lonely figure on the corner You're the poster boy for home schooling And you will be a creature of conviction So when you get your revolutionary star We shall see you for who you really arm No, you're not going back to that old farm You're gonna stick with your comrades, arm-in-arm So when you get your revolutionary star We shall see you for who you really are No, you're not going back to that old farm You're gonna stick with your comrades, arm-in-arm
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7.
I don't understand why people scream In dangerous situations What good does it do? Can't they leave this world in silence? If you decide to leave it to fate Yeah, it can be scary But you have to stand up If you really want to make it in this world And that's why I won't play nice They'll tell you lies And lies make the world go round It's the media's ultimate vice One leader departs for another It's all under the cover of the dark Stitcher had some thoughts on this But all he can do is rant and rave I've seen through his malice and malfeasance I'd say he was a shadow of his former self But he never had a soul to begin with He's a laughing-stock for all to see And that's why I won't play nice They'll tell you lies And lies make the world go round It's the media's ultimate vice One enemy down, but more are to come They're coelerenterants without a cause But this next one is a doozy He prowls the streets searching for weakness He wasn't birthed so much as he was pupated The most sulfurous volcano was his womb He is the creation of Care in the Community A douchebag, a motherfucker, he haunts everyone's dreams And that's why I won't play nice They'll tell you lies And lies make the world go round It's the media's ultimate vice And that's why I won't play nice They'll tell you lies And lies make the world go round It's the media's ultimate vice Listen! It's all a game A sick, sick game I won't play nice Fuck you, I won't play nice!
8.
He sure wasn't a diplomat He'd crush a lit cigarette on you instead Whenever he was lurking around The neighbors would lightly tread He went to all the parties To quarrel rather than have a good time The pavements trailing him home Were spotted with blood and grime It was everyone else's fault Didn't they know he just enjoyed a drink? He was Mr. Nice Guy He only tried to make you think He was a laugh a minute As he barged his way through town And the laughs were all on you As he burned your houses down Everybody complained to the authorities Who replied there's nothing they could do We can't violate his human rights The judges think that's just too cruel It's really not his fault No-one tries to understand him Maybe he just needs a big, hearty hug Doesn't matter that he just killed Tim The neighbors say he appeared off-beat They say he did not seem alright As he returned to his apartment One particularly dark night That's the place where he bottled it Tried to slash his wrists but got high instead But you know when the fentanyl wore off He'd get up and try it again And when he was cold on the floor He felt on the outside looking in Did nobody really care About the needs of this fine citizen? Goodbye, loser!
9.
Don't leave me now Don't let me slip away I am stronger than that It doesn't work that way My name is Tim And I'm up for the fight My name is Tim Don't you shut off the light To my old pal Richard Take heart, I'll see you again We will have more adventures As soon as I'm over the pain My name is Tim And I'm up for the fight My name is Tim Don't you tell me goodnight I want to tell the world Search deep within your souls We could all make it together It might just work, God only knows My name is Tim And I'm up for the fight My name is Tim Don't you shut off the light My name is Tim And I'm up for the fight My name is Tim Don't you tell me goodnight Goodnight Goodnight Goodnight
10.
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant Walk right in it's around the back Just a half a mile from the railroad track You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

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Our fifth album, the most lyrically and sonically challenging to date.

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released February 28, 2022

KID FITZY: Lead & backing vocals, electric and acoustic guitars, electric bass, keyboards, percussion
NICK WHITE: Lead and rhythm guitars, electric bass, keyboards, drum programming

Produced and engineered by NICK WHITE

Recorded at Burntwood Loft, London, U.K. between May - November 2021
"Alice's Restaurant Massacree" recorded at The Kitchen

All songs written by KID FITZY, except "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" (Arlo Guthrie)

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Indie folk/rock project from London, UK. Led by the American-born Kid Fitzy. Enjoy the music and feedback always welcomed.

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